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I'm shor glad Y'all asked me that question.
To be a Tried and true Redneck you need one, two, three, or all four of these things. Usually 2 of the 4 will qualify. To have all Four will make you on a level with, Well, I reckon you'd be all alone. Nobody is a four. At least they wouldn't out right admit it.
Websters dictionary defines a Redneck as "One lacking in Sophistication and Knowledge." That's kinda the way you back into being a REDNECK. You must have been the oldest kid that gradiated the 6th grade. In fact if your father walks you to school cause you're both in the same grade YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.
Another way to call yourself a redneck is to Cut yer hair so the sunshine shines on the back of yer neck and turns it red from sunburn. YOU might be a REDNECK.
A third way to be a tried and true REDNECK is to gradgitate (graduate) from the Jeff Foxworthy school of EDGIMACATED (educated) REDNECKS.
The last way to become a REDNECK is to admit YOU are ONE and We'ins are one.
Dat's us'ins too.
AssPole for zampl Came over to a family reunion lookin for a wife. He met Lady Redneck and staid. We told him to cut his hair, and he shaved his head.
Lady Redneck drives a truk. The tires on dat truk cost more than da truk.
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